NO WINNER NO WINNER

Wanye
June 13 2011 12:36PM

This is L'il Wayne, Birdman and Mark Cuban celebrating the Mavericks NBA Championshop in Miami last night. If we don't want to see a similar scene featuring Tom Cochrane, The Odds and Ryan Kesler somewhere in Boston tonight, the Bruins are going to need to step up to the plate.

KARMA IS BEING KIND (SO FAR)

Believers in sports karma are quite content today in the wake of Lebron, Bosh, Wade and Co losing to the veteran laced Mavericks. Even if you don't care about basketball in the least - and really who can blame you - you should be able to identify douchebags by sight and appreciate the fact that a bunch of players that deserved the Championship beat out a bunch of nerds who didn't.

It translates well into tonight's game if you ask us.

Watching the tens of thousands of Canucks fans partying in the streets of Vancouver after the Game 5 win and remembering the ghost town that was the Game 3 and Game 4 aftermath - we can't help but grind our teeth and hope for the Bruins to pull out a win at home tonight followed by another win in G7.

Vancouver cannot win the Stanley Cup. Not like this, not with this collection of easily hateable players. Tim Thomas cannot be denied. The Zombie Chara cannot be denied. Even Tyler Seguin's ratty tribute to Colonial England Beard Stylings cannot be denied.

TWITTER ZOO

Image courtesy of Allan M who sent it to WanyeMail recently. Secondary bigups to Eddie Gladstone who asked that this exact picture be made and put on the site. Also - if you are on the Twitters and enjoy this type of highbrow humour, there is going to be a sass talking extravaganza tonight you can be sure.

Follow us here and let us know you are in the game.

It's time for bold action and declarations of victory. Good luck fellas.

Bruins 5 - Canucks 2

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#2 Semi Moronic
June 13 2011, 12:39PM
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Well if Van wins tonight, t'will be thier FIST Cup...and we will hear about it forever.

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#3 Semi Moronic
June 13 2011, 12:39PM
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ARGH!!!

It was mine!!

SO CLOSE!!!!

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#5 John Chambers
June 13 2011, 12:49PM
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I just laughed my bag off. That's why I keep coming back for mo'.

The Oil Change is almost finished. Do you need us to pump your tires for you, Mr. Luongo, or will you be sh!tt!ng the bed again this evening?

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#6 Soft Hands McSteeley - FIST Movement
June 13 2011, 12:54PM
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@Wanye

Wow fist off nicely done on the self FIST Wanye. Secondly i'd like to say nice work Semi Moronic for what in normal circumstances would have been a damn nice FIST aswell.

As for the game tonight, GO BRUINS.

Twitterverse beware, sh*t is going to hit the fan tonight @SHMcSteeley *

* yes that was a shamless self plug.

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#9 Stone Hands McOsta
June 13 2011, 01:01PM
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Fistology tells us that a man who FISTS his very own article WINS. No matter what happens in this game tonight, Wanye wins. Period* But Boston better win tonight dammit.

*Thats what she said

@SHMcOSTA lets do this!

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#10 Senator Theo
June 13 2011, 01:06PM
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Bruins 6, canucks 2

I know some Canucks fan somewhere is thinking that they will intentionally tank it tonight so they can win at home. BRUTES!!

follow me at: @themenacer

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#11 TheGunnShow
June 13 2011, 01:11PM
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If there are, in fact, hockey gods, they will show up tonight. And game 7. And at the Beantown parade.

@the_gunnshow

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#12 geoilersgist
June 13 2011, 01:18PM
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Lou Lou is going to wish he didn't say those things about Timmy tonight. @geoilergist

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#13 rubbertrout
June 13 2011, 01:24PM
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Lil' Wayne is basically a Canucks fan. He hopped aboard the LeBron bandwagon carrying his trumpet only to ditch at the first sign of a better party. He professes to be a huge Miami Heat fan and basically follows the team throughout the playoffs and then parties with Dirk and the boys after "his" team sh*ts the bed?

Can we get Lil Wayne to publicly support the Nucks? Get on this Wanye. You know people.

EDIT: Does anyone else find themselves nearly incapable of spelling the name "Wayne" correctly due to the absured spelling of our Dear Leader's name?

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#14 The Goat - Team FIST
June 13 2011, 01:28PM
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Stone Hands McOsta wrote:

Fistology tells us that a man who FISTS his very own article WINS. No matter what happens in this game tonight, Wanye wins. Period* But Boston better win tonight dammit.

*Thats what she said

@SHMcOSTA lets do this!

Har Har Har That's what she said indeed

Fistology shat not lie ! Raise your FISTS in the air and thrust them in the face of the enemy !

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#17 mayorpoop
June 13 2011, 01:33PM
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Wanye wrote:

Everyone dropping twitter names in here is going to get a follow from me and a bag of Jordan Eberle hair in the mail*

*Hair will not be valid

he has curly hair right?

BRUINS IN 6!

@mayorpoop

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#18 pelhem grenville
June 13 2011, 01:37PM
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@Wanye

... self fist? we're allowed?

... and y'don't go blind?

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#20 SLURVE
June 13 2011, 01:41PM
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Sorry but Van canucks will win if not tonight, for sure the 7th game... I am an Oilers fan first but not like most of Canada, I have nothing against Vancouver Canucks as winners. They are a better team in regular season and they will be in the finals.

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#21 Senator Theo
June 13 2011, 01:53PM
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@SLURVE

Boooo - no one likes dissenting opinions here!

In all seriousness, I thought you said "wieners".

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#22 Soft Hands McSteeley - FIST Movement
June 13 2011, 01:54PM
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SLURVE wrote:

Sorry but Van canucks will win if not tonight, for sure the 7th game... I am an Oilers fan first but not like most of Canada, I have nothing against Vancouver Canucks as winners. They are a better team in regular season and they will be in the finals.

INVALID ENTRY

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#23 pelhem grenville
June 13 2011, 01:56PM
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SLURVE wrote:

Sorry but Van canucks will win if not tonight, for sure the 7th game... I am an Oilers fan first but not like most of Canada, I have nothing against Vancouver Canucks as winners. They are a better team in regular season and they will be in the finals.

Pardon?

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#24 Mantastic
June 13 2011, 01:57PM
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@TheMantasticMan #OilersInYVR

Let's go B's!! show them to how to play the game.

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#25 baggedmilk
June 13 2011, 01:57PM
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The Oilers aren't in the playoffs, as a result, I am a championship Tromboner. Trombone and knitting, there is no final this year.

Bask in my glow, people.

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#26 pelhem grenville
June 13 2011, 02:01PM
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thanks for "...Bask in my glow, people..."

baggedmilk

...good thing i had my sunscreen on

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#27 Sheldon "Oilers Fan for Life!!!"
June 13 2011, 02:10PM
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If Vancouver wins tonight can we vote Leave them behind in another country and have Canada end at the Vancouver city limits? I bet the Frenchies would join us for sure!

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#29 Gordon Lander
June 13 2011, 02:29PM
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I'm going to pop over to Gregor's article when he posts. I'm sure it will be all about MMA.

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#30 Stone Hands McOsta
June 13 2011, 02:30PM
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You better PISS OFF Slurve!*

*Thats what I said

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#31 EddieGladstone
June 13 2011, 02:34PM
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Somebody photoshop Roberto Luongo's face onto "the most interesting man in the world" and caption it "I may not always sh!t the bed, but when I do, it's in the playoffs". I would do it myself, but am not computer savvy enough.

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#33 Oilcruzer
June 13 2011, 02:44PM
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Wanye, great line. I too recognize a d/b from a mile away... And I hate basketball... But had to watch the last 4 n half minutes to see this go down.

BTW Mark Cuban is another huge d/b... But good for Dirk.

Here's to game 7 in the cup finals.

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#36 ItsTheBGB
June 13 2011, 03:46PM
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@ItsTheBGB

FEEL MY WRATH. RAWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR.

VANcity wins tonight fellas. Sorry.

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#37 Mantastic
June 13 2011, 03:52PM
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via towel boy http://twitpic.com/59pund

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#39 Sheldon "Oilers Fan for Life!!!"
June 13 2011, 04:04PM
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"If a team wins the Stanley cup and nobody from Oiler Nation is watching does it really happen?" Bruce Cockburn

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#40 raceguy
June 13 2011, 04:07PM
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Last nite I watched Dallas win and the post game celebrations because Miami and King Douche lost.Tonite if the unspeakable happens I will don a black arm band and change the channel to something less painful.Facts of Life reruns.Solace can be found here if it happens. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVX0q9S_UUM

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#41 Release the Hounds
June 13 2011, 04:20PM
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Cheering for the Canucks is like screwing a goat.......it's allright as long as nobody sees you ;)

@strataliner

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#42 todd
June 13 2011, 04:41PM
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cup's coming to VANCOUUUUUUUUUUVER! Tonight.

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#43 PutzStew
June 13 2011, 04:43PM
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Anyone know where I can get a reset button just incase the Knucleheads somehow are winning with 1 minute left in the third??? Work all the time playing NHL 1996 so why can't it work in real life??? We'll just pertend it didn't happen and start fresh next year.

Oh Yeh.... @putzstew

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#44 SLURVE
June 13 2011, 05:39PM
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C'mon boys, give credit where credit is due. Vancouver is a much better team and deserve to win it all for the marbles. We (Oilers) will get our cup again in 4-5 years.

Lebron was asked to donate $1.00 to a charity fund raiser but only contributed 75 cents. When asked why that was, he said he couldn't come up with a fourth quarter.

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#45 rubbertrout
June 13 2011, 05:51PM
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SLURVE wrote:

C'mon boys, give credit where credit is due. Vancouver is a much better team and deserve to win it all for the marbles. We (Oilers) will get our cup again in 4-5 years.

Lebron was asked to donate $1.00 to a charity fund raiser but only contributed 75 cents. When asked why that was, he said he couldn't come up with a fourth quarter.

Just because someone is a better team doesn't mean I hate them any less.

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#46 Oilers G- Nations Poet Laureate
June 13 2011, 06:16PM
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I'm not on Twitter

this thread has been most funny

Cheering for BOSTON

5-7-5 Nation, get used to it.

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#47 @Oilanderp
June 13 2011, 06:47PM
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Maaaaaan this game is the best AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAAHAH

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#48 Chris.
June 13 2011, 06:50PM
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ItsTheBGB wrote:

@ItsTheBGB

FEEL MY WRATH. RAWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR.

VANcity wins tonight fellas. Sorry.

Care to make any other big predictions Fella?

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#50 ItsTheBGB
June 13 2011, 07:36PM
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Chris. wrote:

Care to make any other big predictions Fella?

Yes, Boston wins tonight now, I haven't watched the game yet, but my spidey senses are tingling.

Oh and the Oil will draft Hopkins.

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