IS KESSEL OK?!?!

Steve Dangle
November 18 2013 10:06AM

 

 

WHAT??!?!?!

WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS?!?! WHAT HAPPENED TO PHIL?!?

*turns and sharply stares daggers into John Scott* This is all YOUR fault, isn't it?!?!?

OMG guys Jonas Siegel is reporting that Phil Kessel is out with shoulder surgery brb I AM LITERALLY DEAD RIGHT NOW.

Wait a second... Peter Holland is blonde. So is Phil Kessel. Maybe they're just confusing Holland for Kessel. UR AN IDIOT, ALTER. #BadCred

OMG it wasn't a mistake R.I.P. everything.

Did he look like he forgot something at home like a wallet, keys, or an All-Star winger?

I WILL LITERALLY SET YOU ON EFFING FIRE.

Oh for Pete's sake here it comes.

Really??!?

The tall one said it, too! Oh thank goodness! I thought Phil had a broken everything or something.

Pfft. It's Kessel, bro. He's obvi gonna get better and snipe on mad tendies irl. False alarm, everybody! Phil's fine!

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Steve Dangle has a YouTube channel with millions of views, is the co-host of the Steve Dangle Podcast on iTunes and SoundCloud, and is a secret agent for Sportsnet. Steve has also worked for CBC, the NHL Network, Leafs TV, Nike, the KHL, and most of all, the Toronto Zoo. What a goof.
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#1 foozal
November 18 2013, 11:03AM
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At least Kadri and Bozak were there

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#2 Iman
November 18 2013, 05:37PM
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YOU SCARED ME THERE FOR A SECOND STEVE

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#3 Kessel
November 19 2013, 10:38AM
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I'm fine! jeez.

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