Making Money gets you Hockey Things

Steve Dangle
March 31 2014 01:19PM

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That’s something we talk a lot about when it comes to the Leafs, isn’t it? It makes sense. For one, they’re the most valuable team in hockey. Beyond that, the Leafs have the biggest and most passionate fans in the entire league. That means we want to know all about who’s getting signed or traded, what their cap hit is, and what cartoon character they chose to name their dog after.

But how about your money?

If you’re anything like me, you probably use it to buy a lot of Leafs stuff. The other day I got a pizza-cutter with a goal horn on it. It lights up and makes sounds and everything! It’s the most advanced piece of technology I’ve ever owned! But alas, nobody has written a post about me getting a massive seven-year contract with the Leafs yet. It may have something to do with the fact that I’m a terrible hockey player but I’m not sure.

Enter Scotiabank.


Scotiabank has partnered with and the rest of The Nation Network to bring you a chance to make your money do hockey things for you.

“Hockey things? I love those!” you may have just exclaimed inappropriately loudly in a public place.

I know! I love hockey things, too!

Well my fellow hockey-loving friend, you do not need a giant deal with the Leafs in order for your money to do hockey things for you.

The new ScotiaHockey  NHL Debit and VISA cards help you do hockey things with your money!

First of all, you can get the team of your choice on the card, therefore making you and your wallet instantaneously look significantly more baller. Obviously you’ll choose the Leafs because you’re not an awful person, or worse, a Sens fan.

Second, with every purchase, you're entered to win the Scotiabank Hockey Adventure of a Lifetime contest and a whole bunch of cool hockey prizes like NHL swag and more. 

Sweet, right?

Check this out: earlier this year there was a grand prize of tickets to the Bridgestone Winter Classic, along with tickets to the alumni game as well, attendance of the New Year’s Eve party, and a skate on the ice at the Big House. Imagine winning that grand prize and being there! Personally, I would have asked to wear Felix Potvin’s mask and touch Lanny McDonald’s moustache.

With the Winter Classic in the rearview mirror however, the new grand prizes include tickets to the 2014 Stanley Cup Final, and also tickets to the 2014 NHL Face-Off game .

All you need is a Scotiabank account, in good standing, with one of those snazzy ScotiaHockey NHL Debit or VISA cards, and your beautiful selves. That’s all. Whenever you make purchases using those cards, you are entered in to win those grand prizes and more.

Sound difficult? It’s not. I was able to open a Scotia chequing account with ease in just a few short minutes – this coming from a guy who can be seen wearing an Optmius Prime mask and regularly slapping himself on YouTube.

It costs nothing to sign up, and it can make your money do Leafs and hockey things for you. I like all of those things.

For more information on the ScotiaHockey NHL Debit Card and the Hockey Adventure of a Lifetime contest, you should click here.

If you really want to see NHL fandom at its finest – and funniest, check out this ScotiaHockey NHL Debit Card video.

Steve Dangle has a YouTube channel with millions of views, is the co-host of the Steve Dangle Podcast on iTunes and SoundCloud, and is a secret agent for Sportsnet. Steve has also worked for CBC, the NHL Network, Leafs TV, Nike, the KHL, and most of all, the Toronto Zoo. What a goof.
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