RUN LEAFS FANS RUN

Steven Tzemis
May 08 2014 02:18PM

Randy Gump

Being a Leafs fan sucks. It really really sucks. Like, it REALLY sucks. If you’re in your early 20s, you’ve experienced pure heartbreak and sadness for your entire teenage years.

And things seemed like they were just about to change. Tim Leiweke was brought in to run MLSE. Brendan Shanahan was brought in to run the Leafs. And it seemed like there was no way Randy Carlyle was going to survive this offseason. But then we waited and waited and Carlyle was still around.

Today, a bombshell was dropped. Carlyle will be returning and was given a two-year extension to boot. But don’t worry everyone, the assistant coaches were let go, so change is coming (laughs hysterically). With Carlyle back, questions will fly about how the team will look next year. Will Kadri be back? How about Gardiner? Definitely not Reimer, right? Will Bolland, Mr.*Carlyle-system*, be resigned to a $100-million contract? At this point, who knows.

A word of warning for anyone out there who considers themselves a Leafs fan but hasn’t been roped into the cult that is Toronto-sports – please leave now. Don’t do it to yourself. Don’t cheer for, invest in, or emotionally connect with a team so adept at killing hopes and dreams and laughing at you while they do it.

It’s come to a point where all one can do is laugh. I’m 21 years old, have been a diehard Leafs fan since I fully understood the game of hockey, and it’s been the worst sporting experience of my life. Unfortunately, I’m stuck. And so are a large majority of Leafs fans. We are all stuck with a team that we have loved for too long and will never be able to let go of no matter how hard we try.

We’ve been through the John Ferguson years, the Paul Maurice years, the Ron Wilson years and now the Carlyle years. Year after year of disappointment. But for those of you who still have time, there’s no need to stay. You need to run away, and run away far and fast. There’s 29 other teams in the NHL, all of which will provide more short-term success, less tears and heartbreak, and an organization that wants to succeed.

The Leafs look like none of that. They brought back a coach who everyone wanted gone. From fans to media people to mathematicians. But the Leafs said, “No Way Jose” and brought back the guy who led a team that had an epic collapse amidst a lucky season and had his name chanted to encourage his firing towards the end.

It’s constant heartbreak. It’s constant sadness and regret. It’s constant laughter at a team that is more joke than anything. It’s the roller coaster that never stops. If you’re not already on that roller coaster, never get on. Turn away and run to another ride. You’ll thank yourself for it. 

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Steven Tzemis is a third year journalism student at Ryerson University, who has been a hockey fan his whole life and has been playing hockey since he could walk. He's also an NFL and NHL writer for Vavel.com/en-us/. You can follow him on twitter: @SteveTzemis
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#1 Adam
May 08 2014, 03:27PM
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This makes me sad, because it is true....

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#2 gohabsgobiggestfan
May 08 2014, 05:33PM
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Lol i love this move to keep carlyle, hes a very establish coach and obviously most of his record breaking shots allowed were from the outside and were also intentional. I mean cmon, replacing gardiner and kadri for two tough checkers will be a great idea. I mean both of these players dare to show skkkk ..... skkkkillllll i mean how dare they. Instead playing orr and mclaren in ur 4th line is genius. Its also genius to sign bolland into a 100 million dollar deal. I mean god, what genius. Overall, kadri and gardiner sux, corsi sux, having skills sux, not checking sux and having mimiconians on ur team is genius!!!!!

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#3 Wetcoaster
May 08 2014, 06:20PM
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I don't know how switching to being an Oilers fan could be any improvement...

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#4 jax
May 08 2014, 07:58PM
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You are not 'stuck'. Have you ever considered that the best thing you can do as a fan is to boycott the team?

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#5 BCLeafFan
May 08 2014, 08:48PM
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Really interesting move. So how do the players react? Are they going to demand trades? Are they going to come to camp overweight and unfit? Are they going to bail on their team-mates and start pointing fingers? Or are they going to be professionals and be part of the solution, instead of part of the problem? Can't wait for training camp to find out.

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#6 Brad
May 08 2014, 10:55PM
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listen up sonny (imagine Grandpa Simpson voice)... In my day, all we had to look forward to was wondering if Rick Vaive could score 50 again. And then a little later praying Wendel's back would let him play at least half the games. The heartache and history of this team keeps getting more and more comical, yet painful, with every passing decade. I do feel for you though. And I agree with you. If any of you are young enough, and can POSSIBLY do it, run away from this ridiculous team forever.

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#7 Skill2Envy
May 09 2014, 12:15AM
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It just occurred to me, Nonis is a student of Burke. Maybe this is a farewell gift?

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