Leafs Roster Preview - The Phil

Bobby Cappuccino
September 24 2014 10:26AM


Point-per-game player. Great actor. Assistant coach. Confirmed sex symbol. Philip “The Phil” “The Thrill” Kessel is one of the most exciting players in the league. And he’s a Maple Leaf. For 8 more years.

We are blessed. Praise Be to The Phil.

Last Season

The Phil finished 6th in points (80) and goals (37) last year. He still hasn’t missed a game since returning from the surgery he got before becoming a Leaf. He won best forward at the Olympics.

Praise Be to The Phil.

This Season

He will score a lot of goals. He will get a lot of assists. 

Praise Be to The Phil.

Fantasy Value

His fantasy value is high, as you can see here.

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Praise Be to The Phil.

The Only Highlight Video Required



Praise Be to The Phil.

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#1 CMpuck
September 24 2014, 10:54AM
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Really? According to HFboards Phil Kessel is almost as valuable of a talent as Trouba or ROR. We should trade him and a prospect for one of those two soon.

Given Kessel was kinda invisible in last night's preseason game, his questionable leadership and the fact he breathes hard after shifts in which he skates twice as fast as his opponents it's wonder that there may be a trade market for him given his 8 x 8 price tag...

I suppose we're stuck with this perennial top ten point producers for 8 years, damn.

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#2 Colt Knorr
September 24 2014, 11:10AM
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I love Kessel but I really hope he stops the move where he skates down the boards, cuts in just after the blue line and shoots from the high slot... after watching this video, he scored exactly zero times that way last year and had only 1 maybe 2 that he scored from above the circles.. Hopefully Phil keeps attacking the net and they dont break him and JVR up. GLG.

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#3 Bertly83
September 24 2014, 11:12AM
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We love you Phil.

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#4 Ilija
September 24 2014, 08:11PM
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Wonder how well the leafs will do. They lost their games... tonight but whatever..

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#5 leafs 4 life
September 26 2014, 01:28PM
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I hope the leafs are there at my funeral to lower me into the ground.. so they can let me down one more time.

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#6 Idiom Police
September 29 2014, 08:26AM
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Ahem..

One "last" time is the accepted usage of that particular Leafism.

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