Doesn't going to the Stanley Cup Final sound swell?

Steve Dangle
April 29 2014 10:01AM

If I were rich, I’d go to the Stanley Cup Final.

Of course, if I were rich, the Leafs would be in the Stanley Cup Final because I would own the team and I’m a genius.

I would fly there on the team plane. I own that too, by the way.

It would have crazy high-speed Wi-Fi on the plane. I mean, even if I’m a crazy rich bajillionaire who owns an NHL team I’m still totally going to make YouTube videos.

It would have the most ballin’ menu you can find in the sky. It would serve the finest food from around the world, and more importantly, the “Steve Nachos” that the bar in my old neighborhood in Scarborough served. Oh, you don’t know what those are? Well you know how nachos always turn to goopy mush at the bottom and there are all kinds of toppings left over? Not with Steve Nachos because Steve Nachos come with extra chips! See? I’m smart. That’s how I became an NHL team-owning bajillionaire in the first place.

Here’s the problem though – I’m not an NHL team-owning bajillionaire. I am merely a blogger with a Wi-Fi connection and a pot of coffee.

Since I’m a long way away from my dream of eating Steve Nachos in the sky on my way to the Stanley Cup Final, I have looked into other ways to get there: My cool new ScotiaHockey NHL Debit Card.

First of all, it’s got a spiffy Leafs logo on it. I’d show you my card but that’d be dumb. Tell you what – here’s one that looks just like it.

HFPTLN

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Playoff LFR: What the Duck?

Steve Dangle
April 28 2014 11:00AM

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The Ducks come back, the Blackhawks finish the Blues, and the Rangers are starting to look like contenders.

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The Steve Dangle Podcast - April 27, 2014 - Pokeballs & Jeffler

Steve Dangle
April 27 2014 08:53PM

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On this episode, Jeffler joins the guys in the basement to talk playoffs, the AHL, and Pokemon.

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Playoff LFR: Déjà Blue

Steve Dangle
April 26 2014 12:39PM

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Wanna hear a scary story?

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Playoff LFR: Win it for Iggy?

Steve Dangle
April 25 2014 11:48AM

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Iggy gets Boston into the zone, the Avalanche tumble, and the Kings stay alive.

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