You OTT'a believe the Leafs lost in a shootout to Buffalo 5-4

Cam Charron
March 21 2013 09:17PM

Photo Bill Wippert/NHL Interactive

A talent agent is sitting in his office. He hears a knock on a door and opens it up, and it is Frazer McLaren. It is Colton Orr. Both are standing in the doorway. "What can you do," asks the talent agent, who has had a very long day and is very tired. He is visibly frustrated and annoyed with the sudden appearance of these two thugs.

"Not much," says Frazer McLaren. "I can stand on a guy's wing and not skate very fast. I can visibly restrict Jay McClement's abilities. I can also, in a pinch, absolutely fill in a guy's face if the situation requires it."

"There's this puke on the Sabres named Patrick Kaleta," continues Orr. "Maybe he'll dive across the half the ice on a weak shove and stop play. I'll go out on the ice for the next faceoff. I will crosscheck him hard across the back. I'll break my stick across him and impale him with the remains."

"Good grief!" says the talent agent. "What do you call an act like that?"

Colton Orr and Frazer Mclaren say in unison: "The Aristocrats!"

Recap below.

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Preview: Game #31 Leafs @ Sabres - Lupul suspended two games

Cam Charron
March 21 2013 03:16PM

So Lupul was suspended for his hit on Victor Hedman for two games, and I have to say I'm quite surprised. Ryan Hamilton was called up to fill Mike Komisarek's spot in the lineup, so he'll play for the Leafs in Buffalo. Leafs without Lupul, but the bigger absentee in this game is Thomas Vanek, out with a lower-body injury for the Sabres.

I didn't see the play with sound on, but I'm guessing it's from when Vanek was hit by a Christian Ehrhoff slapshot against Montreal on Tuesday in the team's 3-2 win. Might have been Ehrhoff, I could be wrong there, but Vanek missed the second half of the game. He came out to do a skate during a TV timeout and is still practicing with the team so poolies, it probably isn't long-term.

The Sabres have been pretty well a two-man team this season. The other guy is Ehrhoff.

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LFR6 - Game 30 - Dangle Curse Broken!

Steve Dangle
March 21 2013 01:10PM



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Will Joffrey Lupul face suspension for his hit on Victor Hedman?

Cam Charron
March 21 2013 04:27AM

Joffrey Lupul has had a pretty eventful first couple of games back from the injury. He's found the scoresheet multiple times: three goals, and four penalties. The first three penalties were questionable calls—two of them happened to take the Leafs off the powerplay—but the third was pretty cut and dry. The question we all want to know: does the hit merit suspension

At the start of the third period in the Maple Leafs win against the Lightning, Lupul skates by big Tampa defenceman Victor Hedman and clocks him to the head. The call was two for "illegal check to the head".

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Nazem beats Steven - Leafs beat Bolts; LeafsNation recap

Cam Charron
March 20 2013 09:20PM

Photo via Claus Anderson/NHL Interactive

Coming into this game, the Toronto Maple Leafs had significantly outplayed non-playoff opponents. They had out-chanced them 185-145 this season, compared to being out-chanced 196-242 by playoff teams. That is a very significant swing.

But it's one you might expect of a team whose true talent level is likely in that big swath of teams positioned between 6th and 12th in the Eastern Conference standings, separated by just 7 points. The idea, you see, is that it is easier to play against bad hockey teams, and harder to play against better hockey teams.

Toronto, after a rough stretch of schedule, finally got to play an opponent that is not only lousy, but not particularly well-coached. From the opening puck drop, the Maple Leafs asserted themselves as the better team over the Tampa Bay Lightning. They scored the first four goals, let time tick away in the third, and ended up winning 4-2, and it wasn't really close.

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