Now most of my hockey fantasies include Jordan Eberle, a bottle of sherry, a roaring fire and a DVD of All Dogs Go To Heaven. So when I heard about a video called the Fantasy Minute I was understandably excited.
Today we are introducing the Fantasy Minute but be forewarned – it’s about fantasy hockey not necessarily fantasies about hockey. Oh and the mega babe host. No big deal.
*cackles wildly*
THE INAUGURAL FANTASY MINUTE
Follow Ashley on twitter @ASHRUSSELL14
Her Twitter ID is @ashley? Holy crap, talk about an early adopter.
BAHAHAHAH WHOOOPS DON’T TELL ASHLEY SHE WILL HAVE MY HEAD ON A PLATTER
*fixes article*
VIDEO CONTENT VIDEO CONTENT!
showing hot girls will not make me forget how bad this team is wayne!! This is an oilers site, and we need to stay focused on the task at hand, which is improving the team and protesting the continuing employment of kevin lowe!! if you look at the oilers record the last 4 years you will… once a week you say? is she married?
Nothing can make me forget the state of this team homie. In the meantime hot babes talking about fantasy hockey can’t hurt.
You have more Trashes than Props cause people are too impatient to read a small paragraph.
Props.
I WILL NOW WIN ALL INTERNET FANTASY POOLS! SORRY, NATION!
why post an article with just a picture of a hot chick??
or wait there is text…
didn’t notice at first.
🙂
yup, babe.
Awesome! Great to see!
all the girls in Calgary look look that…
As life long Oiler fan currently living in calgary I can honestly say.. “No, they don’t!”
I am an Oiler fan through and through, but yeah, Calgary girls are hotter. Hottest cities for girls 1) Vancouver. 2) Montreal. 3) Calgary.
You’ve obviously never lived in Montreal. I’ve lived in Edm, Cal, and Mtl. Currently in Van. Montreal and Toronto have the hottest girls in the country. Smarten up.
You need to cut down on the beer…you’ll thank me tomorrow morning when you wake up.
I’d comment back,
but whoever the admin is – he’d just delete it, apparently only Edmonton people get to comment on women… I know it’s gotta be an Edmonton admin cause we never see that kind of weird interference on the Calgary side.
and then, i can’t ague the Edmonton based comments on leg bruises etc, as edmontonians would definitely have much more experience to draw from in the matter. If all they’ve seen is one’s with bruises and neck tattoos, is that a surprise?
Oh please,
The vast majority of women in calgary are a bunch of status chasing, wannabe trophy wives, who’s main purpose in life is to see who can own the most coach bags amongst their friends.
The pretentiousness in this city stinks worse than the flames
This is such a weird comment to make. Was it serious?
hot babes get hotter when they know sports
hot babes get hotter when they’re smart
Fixed. You welcome.
Edit: What?? No! I didn’t write “smart”! I was basically saying the exact opposite of that…
Wanye resurfaces???? I thought that he was in witness protection or something… as for the fantasy minute, how many Oilers should I pick up for my playoff draft? The dude running it tells me that I can have them all and they’ll let me enter at half the normal price– sweet or what!!!
Did one of the Admins here change/edit my post or do I have to worry that you know who hacked me?
Keep it nice when you’re talking about ladies. -Admin
not sure how that wasn’t nice… it was a compliment…
and for the record, it’s very bush league to change someones post without noting that it was edited.
I’ll interrupt this hormone festival to note that apparently Erik Staal might be available in trade.
Assuming that any offer we make for him;
– doesn’t include Monahan or Gaudreau
– likely does include our 1st from this year
Should we be interested?
(I say HELL YES)
I say HELL NO. He’s super inconsistent, super expensive, and already most of the way through his peak. Any trade for him would make the Flames better at the wrong time, and likely gut the franchise for later seasons.
While novel to see such a babe do fantasy picks I can’t take her seriously. Burrows… Really Ashley? The Canuckleheads have to win 9 of their last 10 to even get into the playoffs AND without that weasel Kesler and Bobby Lou. C’mon Ash… That stuff might fly south of the 49th but you have to bring your A game to Canada.
Fantasy hockey playoffs are right now, she’s not talking the actual playoffs.
The Canucks have no hope in hell in making the playoffs.
THAT VIDEO IS A MINUTE AND A HALF LONG!! SHENANIGANS!
My fantasy might not last a full minute let alone a minute and a half.
Fantasy minute, is that what Oilers’ fans call the start of each regular season? Hoping the will be better this year, only to have that dream come crashing back to Earth.
Brownlee is hotter.
Than most of the girls in Calgary.
Leg bruises and neck tattoos aren’t attractive, ladies.
LMAO, well played gentlemen.. well played
This is too good to be true!
Wanye speaking to a girl in a interview without being slapped is the first warning sign that this is all a trick.
Pretty girl doing sports videos?? Can it be real?
It’s not April 1st yet is it?
Wait, this actually happened? Wayne actually has proof he spoke a girl? And pretty girl at that? And, this proof isn’t just a stained pair of sweat pants with a wet spot?
Why can’t the Octane girls look like Ashley?
You’d be surprised how hot alot of the Octane dancers are (just check out the Octane calendar). The Oilers just down-dress the girls to keep it “family” for bible-belt Albertans. If they performed dressed like Dallas Stars Ice Girls it’d be over inside a minute.
Oh my….
Wait, is that Brian Sutherby’s wife?!
My fantasy hockey minute would be Ashley talking about Hemsky for a minute.
I’d be her friend if she’d let me
Admin edit
Stay classy Flames fans.
I am not a Flamer, lets get that straight.
And it was/is a funny (In my opinion) quote from George Takei. It’s funny becuase it is such a rediculous quote.
However I can understand why it would be changed.
Fair enough.
Edmonton fans going to teach others how to be classy!! awesome… like, saying excuse me when gassing in a restaurant?
hahahahahaha @ Edm class lessons
😀 😀
I…uh…what?