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Toronto Team Wins Hockey Game (It’s The Marlies)

They did it! They did it! The buzzer has sounded! The blue and white have won! Toronto are victorious! The… Marlies have won a hockey game! Yeah, sorry. It’s not the Leafs win you were looking for, but after losing six of their past seven and three in a row, it’s good for this skid…

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LGD – Bad vs. Worse

View image | gettyimages.com Today should have been a great day. With the Edmonton Oilers in town, it would have been the perfect opportunity to make fun of such a terrible, miserable, no good organization that hasn’t won crap for years and can’t seem to pull themselves out of the NHL’s basement despite first overall…

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BREAKING: Maple Leafs Call Up Antoine Bibeau

While not yet confirmed by the organization, We have learned that the Toronto Maple Leafs have called up goaltender Antoine Bibeau from the Toronto Marlies. In reaction, the Marlies have signed Knick Dawe to an Amateur Try Out contract. 

Leafs Put “Optional” in “Optional Practice”

View image | gettyimages.com The Toronto Maple Leafs have a big game ahead of them today. If you’re on the “keep trying” side of the spectrum, you want this historically bad losing streak to end, and the Oilers are vulnerable. If you’re on the “Tank Nation” side of the aisle, a loss puts the Leafs…

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Eleven

There are eleven points on the logo of the Toronto Maple Leafs. For the first time in team history, you can attach the date of a loss to every point without skipping a win. This is rock bottom; ninety eight years later, this is the longest losing streak in Toronto Maple Leafs history, amidst the…

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Marlies Blow 3-1 Lead, Lose In OT

The Toronto Maple Leafs may never win a hockey game again, but thankfully for the Toronto Marlies, they’re an entirely different team. Unfortunately, the final few minutes of this game might make you feel otherwise, as the Marlies blew a two goal lead and dropped their third consecutive game.

Leafs Postgame – Make It Eleven

View image | gettyimages.com At some point, something’s gotta give. The Leafs once again outshot and outchanced an opponent, but left the ice tonight with nothing to show for it. Well, that’s not entirely true. They leave New Jersey with an impressive 11-game losing streak, after dropping tonight’s contest against the Devils by a score of…

BREAKING: Toronto Trades Ashton, Broll to Tampa Bay

View image | gettyimages.com Earlier today, I urged the Leafs to start making trades and set the market. This isn’t exactly what I meant, but hey, I’m glad Toronto’s front office reads The Leafs Nation. Toronto has traded Carter Ashton, 23, and David Broll, 22, to the Tampa Bay Lightning for a conditional 7th round pick…