— RealSports (@RealSports) November 5, 2015
Hey hockey fans, with Christmas just around the corner it looks like your good pals at Real Sporps have the perfect thing to get all the Leafs fans on your list…
You remember Jostens as your high school yearbook company where you proudly look back on all those people who wanted you to “Have a Bitchin’ Summer”, and I’m sure many of you also remember thinking it would be a great idea to shell out a couple of hundred dollars in your senior year so you could have a class ring.
Remember that f$#&ing idiot who was still wearing his high school class ring when he showed up for the first day of University? Well this shitty Leafs ring would easily make you that fart bag on steroids.
Let’s ignore the hilarity of the fact that the Leafs fans will get rings 50 years before their players do.
Let’s ignore the fact that it looks incredibly stupid.
Let’s ignore the fact that we all have at least one regrettable piece of Leafs merchandise in our homes.
This is the item that truly defines you as someone who to cares too damn much about a very bad hockey team.
On one hand you have your wedding ring showing your commitment to your partner, and on the other hand you’ve got a reminder that you’re a dipshit with poor impulse control who will buy any piece of shit with a Maple Leafs logo slapped on it.
Don’t be that guy. Be better.