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    Okay. here goes.

    If you are a Leafs fan
    Listless, sad and deadpan
    Remembering seasons past
    Don’t you hesitate
    Although the team’s not great
    We’re gonna have ourselves a blast
    Maybe you think you’re not
    Cool enough for these guys
    Think your hockey game is weak
    Pokemon obsessions
    Don Cherry impressions
    Really they’re just massive geeks

    Dangle Navy
    Yes, you can cheer this stupid team
    Dangle Navy
    Yes, you can blow off lots of steam
    Dangle Navy
    Come on now, surely they can fix
    Dangle Navy, Dangle Navy
    What’s been broken in the Six
    Dangle Navy
    Come on, all you in Leafs Land
    Dangle Navy
    Come on and rep Toronto’s brand
    Dangle Navy
    Come on, at least Randy got canned
    Dangle Navy, Dangle Navy

    They want you, they want you
    They want you as a blue recruit

    They want you, they want you
    They want you as a blue recruit

    Where can you find headaches
    Search the net for hot takes
    Learn advanced statology
    You can make up headlines
    Laugh at soundclips and Vines
    Or just hashtag Stevespeepee
    Where can you hear Dangle
    Try his best to wrangle
    Just how dumb this league can be?
    Sign up for the podcast
    Hoist that flag up the mast
    For the internet to see

    Dangle Navy
    Yes, you can moan about the Leafs
    Dangle Navy
    As they articulate your grief
    Dangle Navy
    Come on now, bleeding white and blue
    Dangle Navy, Dangle Navy
    It’s what Wendel Clark would do!
    Dangle Navy
    Come on, trade everyone for picks
    Dangle Navy
    Come on it’s what we do for kicks
    Dangle Navy
    Come on we’re almost to the draft
    Dangle Navy, Dangle Navy
    Climb on board the Dangle raft!

    They want you, they want you
    They want you as a blue recruit

    Who me?

    They want you, they want you
    They want you as a blue recruit

    But, but, but, I’m afraid of tanking.
    Hey, hey look
    Man, I get seasick even watchin’ it on the TV!

    They want you, they want you in the navy

    Oh my goodness.
    What am I gonna do in April?