The Leafs have just announced their return to Niagara Falls this year for their training camp. This news will be of varying importance to you. If you are in the Niagara region, you are probably like “oh, that’s nice. I think I’ll check that out if I have the time.” Or you might be like the rest of Leafs Nation and have absolutely zero interest at all.
Headed back to the Falls!
The @MapleLeafs 2018-19 training camp will return to Niagara Falls from September 14-16.
— Toronto Maple Leafs (@MapleLeafs) July 10, 2018
The reality is, this is barely news, but it’s also the middle of July and we’ve got nothing. So here’s a post of the Top 5 Places The Leafs Should Visit In Niagara Falls
1. Ripley’s Believe It or Not! Museum
With plenty of wax museums to choose from, this one stands out because by September we fully expect there to be a “Believe it or not the Leafs signed John Tavares” exhibit there.
I’m sorry that joke is terrible, you deserve better. This content is insulting. Can I suggest this thoughtful article by Ian Tulloch instead? It’s about John Tavares
2. Rainbow Bridge
From Rainbow Bridge you’re just a shot drive away from Buffalo and you are also close enough to hear Scott Harrington crying about how much better the Leafs will be than the Sabres for the foreseeable future.
Listen. I’m making this content for you on my lunch break, I don’t have time to put a whole lot of thought into it. You’re getting nothing but low hanging fruit here people. If you want something that is more thought provoking read about if Nick Jensen would be a fit on the Leafs.
3. The Maid of the Mist
Everyone should go on the Maid of the Mist at least once if they are visiting Niagara Falls, there’s no real joke here. This is a meaningful suggestion for potentially first time visitors like Tyler Ennis, who is a Leaf now.
4. Tour Ontario Wine Country
It’s much better than touring Ontario Whine Country, which is just visiting a bunch of bloggers basements and listening to them complain about Cody Franson not being signed yet.
There. That’s the best joke in this thing. If you’ve kept reading this far, it’s not going to get any better. Again, I’d like to apologize for this content. I’d like to pretend that I’m better than this, but really I’m not. Your time has been wasted and I can’t give it back to you.
5. I dunno, the Arena
They should probably practice a little. The season is going to start soon. Also the arena is not Marineland. No one should ever go to Marineland.
There’s no doubt you deserve a payoff after this. Here’s the Leafs Blueprint video about the John Tavares signing. It’s great. Watch it and feel better.