The Islanders have signed a partnership with Long Island preschool to take care of their fans during games. Because they’re babies.
Hrm, that’s really the whole joke we had.
Let’s hope the Leafs win tonight.
Here is some Tavares content, now that you’re here.
Tavares with a nifty move around Russell pic.twitter.com/RDTnCYmezI
— Flintor (@TheFlintor) February 28, 2019
*watches video of john Tavares making selke candidate sean couturier look like a literal first time skater as sean stanky legs and falls over*
Boston and NYI fans: "this guy scores tap ins. this is definitely not a lie and also its bad to score now. also im not bitter"
— Jake (@jakebeleafs) February 27, 2019
Mike Babcock also said, in reference to Tavares' haters, "I always say in my family, if your knees don't hit the kitchen table, your opinion probably doesn't matter."
We all laughed, but I'm not sure any of us actually know what that means.
— Kristen Shilton (@kristen_shilton) February 28, 2019
John Tavares last summer had to decide between a) making 11 million dollars a year with the team he idolized growing up or b) playing with Anders Lee. Tough call.
— Sid Seixeiro (@Sid_Seixeiro) February 28, 2019