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IS KESSEL OK?!?!

By Steve Dangle
Nov 18, 2013, 12:06 ESTUpdated: Nov 18, 2013, 12:02 EST

WHAT??!?!?!
WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS?!?! WHAT HAPPENED TO PHIL?!?
*turns and sharply stares daggers into John Scott* This is all YOUR fault, isn’t it?!?!?
OMG guys Jonas Siegel is reporting that Phil Kessel is out with shoulder surgery brb I AM LITERALLY DEAD RIGHT NOW.
Wait a second… Peter Holland is blonde. So is Phil Kessel. Maybe they’re just confusing Holland for Kessel. UR AN IDIOT, ALTER. #BadCred
OMG it wasn’t a mistake R.I.P. everything.
Did he look like he forgot something at home like a wallet, keys, or an All-Star winger?
I WILL LITERALLY SET YOU ON EFFING FIRE.
Oh for Pete’s sake here it comes.
Really??!?
The tall one said it, too! Oh thank goodness! I thought Phil had a broken everything or something.
Pfft. It’s Kessel, bro. He’s obvi gonna get better and snipe on mad tendies irl. False alarm, everybody! Phil’s fine!
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