You ever been part of a Secret Santa? You know, that game that you play with friends and/or coworkers where you pick names out of a hat (or anything capable of holding strips of paper, really) and you have to get that person a Christmas gift?

It’s a largely silly game where 90% of the participants involved buy and/or receive a $20 gift card for the local liquor store. And maybe someone buys someone else lingerie and then things just get awesome and/or awkward.

Anyways, it’s your turn to be Secret Santa, and you just pulled the Toronto Maple Leafs.

What would you get them for Christmas? Maybe a defence partner for Dion Phaneuf? An extra compliance buyout? A new coach? Yeah, ok. I know you’re all going to say ‘new coach’. 

Be festive. Get the Leafs something they will love. And hey, maybe they will return the favour! But probably not.