Instacaptain

 It’s a momentous time to be alive for those who like filters and tapping their thumb quickly and in succession; Dion Phaneuf has joined Instagram.

The Leafs captain made his debut on the website four days ago, for reasons that nobody quite understands. Seeing as his first photo is him signing cards for Panini, one would guess that they have something to do with it.

Since then, Phaneuf’s photographic masterpieces have largely centred around playing golf. Amazing, only some of his comments have been obvious jokes. We’ll see if Dion eventually makes the leap to Twitter, though from the looks of his early foray into the internets, we’re not missing much. Join his thousands of new followers at dion_phaneuf3.