What’s up everyone, I’m the one who got stuck covering this monstrosity of a game, and in case you couldn’t tell, the Buds were All Day except from 8-11pm this Saturday.

So, I’m about to put as much effort into this as the Leafs did.

Yeah, you watched that, I watched that, let’s not remind each other of that.

Oh wow, the Leafs actually scored a couple goals.

HYMAN TO MARNER, LET’S GOOOOOOO- oh great, the Bruins scored again.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!

Rielly fires a wrister from downtown to Downtown Connor Brown, and he dishes it to Bozak Horseman, and it’s a three goal lead again.

And we’ve all seen three goal leads get blown in Boston.

I can’t wait for Game 3 tbh. Babcock’s gonna scratch Nylander and bring in Martin, Leo might be hurt but we’ll just replace him with Dominic Moore, and then Babcock’s gonna somehow magically bring Matt Hunwick back, scratch Dermott, and play Hunlak for all 60 minutes, because compete and stuff.

Oh hey, van Riemsdyk scored.

At least the tweets were good.