Brad Marchand got really mad online
The first rule of Twitter is the most important one of all — never tweet. Seldom does anything good come from wading into the internet’s garbage bin and engaging with its inhabitants.
Dear Marc Bergevin: Please offer sheet Mitch Marner
Before Kyle Dubas came out of left field and pulled the trigger on a blockbuster trade, the most interesting thing from free agency day was Marc Bergevin inking Sebastian Aho to a five-year offer sheet.
Drake can’t come to any more Leafs games
As soon as Drake was shown on the jumbotron last night at Game 4, fans became worried. There’s a very real curse in which the rapper shows up and the teams he supports do poorly.
Pay Mitch Marner all the money, he’s worth it
A funny thing that keeps popping up during these playoffs is counting the dollars that will be added to Mitch Marner’s post-ELC contract every single time he does something well. I mean, this has been happening all season as fans around the league are looking for ways to undermine the great thing the Leafs have…
The Leafs have as many playoff wins as all the other Canadian teams combined
The Toronto Maple Leafs, who have won two out of their first three playoff games, have the most playoff wins out of any Canadian team. We have run the numbers, and that is, in fact as many as every other Canadian team combined! Some details: The Calgary Flames have one playoff win, and two playoff…
Quinn Hughes latest NHL talent to be linked to Toronto in free agency
Last night, the Vancouver Canucks got a taste of their latest hot young star. In his first NHL game, Quinn Hughes dazzled the crowd on nearly every shift. quinn hughes szn pic.twitter.com/k5T38YHdXQ — Olivia Lin (@oliviaylin) March 29, 2019 Unfortunately for those in Vancouver, he’s already being rumoured to sign a contract with the Toronto…
Hey, remember when the Leafs destroyed Calgary last night?
That was fun, hey? Against the team with the second most points in the league, Toronto came and handily walked right through them. Scoring five times at even strength and once on the power play, a 6-1 victory was had without much pushback. Let’s go through those six goals again. 1-0 Leafs The roof, the…
LGD: Go light up Ullmark
Puck drops in under an hour. You ready? Sabres LW C RW Forwards JACK EICHEL Rating: 80.9#15 C CONOR SHEARY Rating: 72.5#77 LW KYLE OKPOSO Rating: 71.1#89 RW FL2 Rating Rating: 71.88#28 FL2 CASEY MITTELSTADT Rating: 71.0#140 C ZEMGUS GIRGENSONS Rating: 69.8#168 LW JASON POMINVILLE Rating: 73.2#60 RW FL4 Rating Rating: 70.37#22 FL4 DEFENSIVE PAIRINGS…
Barry Trotz’ “coach of the year” performance is a sham
Okay, okay. Tonight is not about Barry Trotz at all. It’s about John Tavares, his decision to come to the Maple Leafs, and a New York Islanders team who would like nothing more than to beat him in the barn he played most of his NHL home games in before coming to Toronto. But you…
Islanders to partner with local preschools in order to house entire arena of babies
The Islanders have signed a partnership with Long Island preschool to take care of their fans during games. Because they’re babies. Hrm, that’s really the whole joke we had. Let’s hope the Leafs win tonight. Here is some Tavares content, now that you’re here. Tavares with a nifty move around Russell pic.twitter.com/RDTnCYmezI — Flintor (@TheFlintor)…
The Oilers need to do the right thing and set Connor McDavid free
The Oilers are in town tonight to take on the Leafs, so we’re going to get a front-row seat to the world’s saddest show — the spectacular talent of Connor McDavid being wasted by an incompetent organization.
Postgame: A more disappointing homecoming than that one dance where no girls talked to me
If you clicked on the postgame because of the headline, it means we’re doing our job. Unfortunately, the Leafs didn’t tonight. Arizona scored twice in the game. If you’d really like to see their goals, here there are: Galchenyuk opens up the scoring. 1-0 Arizona. pic.twitter.com/28TLVCktob — Flintor (@TheFlintor) February 17, 2019 Hey, you remember…