CONSPIRACY ALERT: Why the NHL is rigging the lottery for *insert team here*
It’s very clear that the NHL rigged this year’s draft lottery.
It’s very clear that the NHL rigged this year’s draft lottery.
The first rule of Twitter is the most important one of all — never tweet. Seldom does anything good come from wading into the internet’s garbage bin and engaging with its inhabitants.
Before Kyle Dubas came out of left field and pulled the trigger on a blockbuster trade, the most interesting thing from free agency day was Marc Bergevin inking Sebastian Aho to a five-year offer sheet.
As soon as Drake was shown on the jumbotron last night at Game 4, fans became worried. There’s a very real curse in which the rapper shows up and the teams he supports do poorly.
A funny thing that keeps popping up during these playoffs is counting the dollars that will be added to Mitch Marner’s post-ELC contract every single time he does something well. I mean, this has been happening all season as fans around the league are looking for ways to undermine the great thing the Leafs have…
The Toronto Maple Leafs, who have won two out of their first three playoff games, have the most playoff wins out of any Canadian team. We have run the numbers, and that is, in fact as many as every other Canadian team combined! Some details: The Calgary Flames have one playoff win, and two playoff…
Last night, the Vancouver Canucks got a taste of their latest hot young star. In his first NHL game, Quinn Hughes dazzled the crowd on nearly every shift. quinn hughes szn pic.twitter.com/k5T38YHdXQ — Olivia Lin (@oliviaylin) March 29, 2019 Unfortunately for those in Vancouver, he’s already being rumoured to sign a contract with the Toronto…
That was fun, hey? Against the team with the second most points in the league, Toronto came and handily walked right through them. Scoring five times at even strength and once on the power play, a 6-1 victory was had without much pushback. Let’s go through those six goals again. 1-0 Leafs The roof, the…
Puck drops in under an hour. You ready? Sabres LW C RW Forwards JACK EICHEL Rating: 80.9#15 C CONOR SHEARY Rating: 72.5#77 LW KYLE OKPOSO Rating: 71.1#89 RW FL2 Rating Rating: 71.88#28 FL2 CASEY MITTELSTADT Rating: 71.0#140 C ZEMGUS GIRGENSONS Rating: 69.8#168 LW JASON POMINVILLE Rating: 73.2#60 RW FL4 Rating Rating: 70.37#22 FL4 DEFENSIVE PAIRINGS…
Okay, okay. Tonight is not about Barry Trotz at all. It’s about John Tavares, his decision to come to the Maple Leafs, and a New York Islanders team who would like nothing more than to beat him in the barn he played most of his NHL home games in before coming to Toronto. But you…
The Islanders have signed a partnership with Long Island preschool to take care of their fans during games. Because they’re babies. Hrm, that’s really the whole joke we had. Let’s hope the Leafs win tonight. Here is some Tavares content, now that you’re here. Tavares with a nifty move around Russell pic.twitter.com/RDTnCYmezI — Flintor (@TheFlintor)…
The Oilers are in town tonight to take on the Leafs, so we’re going to get a front-row seat to the world’s saddest show — the spectacular talent of Connor McDavid being wasted by an incompetent organization.