Hey, the Leafs are playing an outdoor game tomorrow!

So we asked our staff: are you still excited about them at this point?

Yes because the ? women’s team will be there ??

Wait, there’s an outdoor game?

I’ll get to see the Toronto Michelin Men and their white diapers take to the ice against the Washington Caps. What’s not to love?

I don’t have any excitement left for anything at this point.

The last outdoor game I cared about was the 2014 game between Toronto and Detroit. It was the highest attended NHL game in history by about 30,000 people, and second highest in hockey history by only 8,000, so that was pretty cool. Unfortunately, it was abundantly clear that the quality of hockey was literal garbage compared to a normal NHL game. I’ve detested them ever since.